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All I Need To Know in Life I Learned From My Horse

1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
2. You can never have too many treats.
3. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
4. Ignore cues.  They're just a prompt to do more work.
5. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
6. Never run when you can jog.  Never jog when you can walk.  And never walk when you can stand still.
7. Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and sleeping the rest.
8. Great legs will get you anywhere.  Big, brown eyes help too.
9. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
10. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
11. Follow the herd.  That way you can't be singled out to take the blame.
12. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
13. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.